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Bond

July 25, 2008

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The difference between an average movie watcher, a writer, and someone with an overactive imagination: An average movie watcher: While at lunch, notices that there is a guy who looks like Daniel Craig’s James Bond sitting two tables away. A writer: Notices that besides herself, the Bondman, and the man Bond is talking to, there […]

Al Gore

July 21, 2008

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“Sweetheart, prepare for Al Gore being funny. Crazy! I know!” “Weird.” “Al Gore really should have been a comedian instead of a politician.” (sarcastic) “Ah, where would we be without Al Gore…” “We wouldn’t have the internet or global warming!”

I don’t want to know.

July 18, 2008

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Someone was using the search terms “large immaculate” and somehow found my blog. I don’t even think I can explain how awkward I feel right now.

Shades

July 16, 2008

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Outside it is bright, warm, and sticky. So, if you see me and I scowl at you, I’m not mad. It’s just the weather.

Stephen

July 15, 2008

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You notice all the little details about me that no one else sees; you’re one of the most understanding people I know; and you treat me like I am beautiful. And for all of that I have to thank you. You’re the best boyfriend ever. And as cheesy as I know this will […]

Ladies and gentlemen…

July 15, 2008

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This beautiful July the 15th is a special day, a very special day indeed. Why, you ask? Because today is the anniversary of a birth that changed the world forever. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENN! I was going to make you a Kidpix cake but my painting skills proved to be a little worse than rudimentary. So […]

C-STONE 2008!

July 7, 2008

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Woo hooooo! I’m back from Cornerstone Festival 2008! I’ll have to double-check with my program, but the running total number of bands that I saw play concerts between Monday June 30th to Saturday July 5th is currently 33. 33! The fest cost me $155 at the gate. Regular concert tickets typically being roughly $15 a […]